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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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