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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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