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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Missy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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