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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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