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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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