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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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