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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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