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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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