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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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