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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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