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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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