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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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