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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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