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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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