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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maya eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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