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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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