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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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