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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Coco eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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