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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Millie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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