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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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