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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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