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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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