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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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