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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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