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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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