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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Thor eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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