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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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