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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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