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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simpkins eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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