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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Coco eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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