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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Daisy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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