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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Charlie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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