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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Trotsky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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