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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Missy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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