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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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