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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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