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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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