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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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