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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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