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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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