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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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