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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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