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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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