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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Alfie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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