Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.