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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Voldemort eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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