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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hermoine eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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