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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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