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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Yoda eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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