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Pet death

My step-auntie Elsa had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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